Gimme A Break!

by Bella Rum

I can’t spell. No, not a lick. I’m constantly making mistakes, and I refuse to even discuss grammar. Don’t talk to me about grammar.

There’s the whole less or fewer dilemma – less mashed potatoes – fewer baked potatoes. What about how many times I miss that apostrophe in you’re or just type your? Maybe I meant yore. Ever think about that? Then there’s peek or peak or pique. And today it was break, or was it brake? My head is hurting. This is more stressful than trying to find my favorite serial on the cereal aisle at Food Lion. Or is it isle?

I must rest now.

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