me ~ every time i cough i wet my pants
h ~ every time i cough i fart
seven days and counting
Oh goodness, you all are cracking me up. Seriously, though. Yuck. So sorry you are still sick.
You know you shouldn’t make me laugh – fortunately I have my poise on 🙂
Well, at least YOU can stick a pad in your pants to catch the squirt. Though I hear they make charcoal filled butt filters.
I do that even when I’m not sick. Both of those. I’m pathetic. So sorry you’re not up to par. Hopefully better soon!
Just don’t ask me to be the judge. 😉
Hope you’re already feeling better – both of you!
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